What are your favorite quotes that are either very useful or funny?

What are your favorite quotes that are either very useful or funny?


I have a few that are useful


" To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world"


"A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."


" Dont let fear keep you from playing the game"


"A true friend see's the hurt in your eyes when evreyone else if fooled by your smile"


"Accomplishments and love have no color"


" Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them."


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Here are some funny quotes i like


"a quick nickel is better than a slow dime"


i'm a total gansterr ;; i've got a squirt gun in one hand%26amp;candy cigerettes in the other


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And here are is my favorite quote by my favorite artist... read more below





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If we really are saying rap is an art form, then we got to be true to it and be more responsible for our lyrics. If you see everybody dying because of what you saying, it don't matter that you didn't make them die, it just matters that you didn't save them." ~ Tupac Shakur


So my question is, What are your favorite quotes that are either very useful or funny?

What are your favorite quotes that are either very useful or funny?
"Do or do not, there is no 'try'", Yoda





"I yam what I yam", Popeye





"Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you." Henry David Thoreau





"I smell what you're steppin' in", author unknown!
Reply:i accualy have so many, i don't keep track of them.. thats what me and my 6 friends are known for around my school sarcastic funny and hliarious sayings jokes and other crap... so yeah
Reply:"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the small voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow."
Reply:My favorite quote is Billie Joe Armstrongs pickup line, I've used this one a lot!


"Wanna have sex and get married?"
Reply:"Be who you are and say what you feel because those that mind don't matter, and those that matter won't mind". Dr Seuss.
Reply:this too shall pass
Reply:"Just because you warm your socks in the oven, it don't make 'em biscuits."





- old cowboy saying
Reply:"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, get drunk, fall down....no problem."
Reply:THATS HOTT!!
Reply:SOME PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE SELF ESTEEM.


As eloquently spoken by Scout Master Lumpus from the Camp Lazlo cartoon.





If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking til you do succeed - Curly from Three Stooges


I should add, I totally don't mean that to be dirty. I first heard it when I was about 7 or 8. Curly was eating a grapefruit. It has always stuck with me because I think it is hilarious. But I remember at the time, I told it to my mom as a joke and got in trouble but I did not know why then.





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Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called the sons and daughters of God


From the Beattitudes. I love funny stuff but this one better than anything funny.
Reply:"You must do the things you think you cannot do."


Eleanor Roosevelt





"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."


Desperate Housewives





"Life's tough, after all, it kills you."


Katharine Hepburn
Reply:I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.





"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."


- Albert Einstein





If I hold back, I'm no good. I'm no good. I'd rather be good sometimes, than holding back all the time.


- Janis Joplin
Reply:useful: live life like it's your last, Dream like you'll live forever. funny: A good friend would bail you out of jail, but a best friend would be sitting next to you saying ''damn man I think we ****** up''
Reply:Wow, you just about summed it all up with the lot of yours and I love that you are showcasing Tupac.





My ex-husbands favourite........"I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee." That was Mohammed Ali.





I remember this lil saying that one of my friends grandma always used to say when times were hard or things were going bad %26amp; you might be thinking that "the grass is always greener on the other side" ........... hey, that is one right there?





"If we could all throw our problems in a big circle %26amp; had the chance to switch ours for someone elses, we would probably reach right in there and grabs ours back."
Reply:"IT IS BEETER TO BE SILENT AND THOUGHT A FOOL, THEN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT"